"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt"

Abraham Lincoln

"Have some pie, and forget about it"
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"Cock your hat - angles are attitudes"

Frank Sinatra

• Wear your hat pushed back to seem more open and accessible
• Tilt your hat over your eyes to seem mysterious and intimidating
• Tilt your hat up 1 inch from completely straight to project an all-business attitude

• Promptly remove your hat upon entering an elevator, restaurant, or someone’s home. Never wear your hat during a meal.
• Touch the brim of your hat lightly when greeting a friend.
• Raise the hat by the crown when meeting a female friend in public.
• Remove your hat during the national anthem and place it over your heart.

"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you"

Satchel Paige

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